Soy & Vinegar

Random ramblings.
Remember, if you read it here, it's a Basically Blah original!

• Q: What would you call a VW Beetle driven by a pig?
A: A Porkswagen.

• I am not minnowpausal or mentally eel. Just bassically crabby.

• I am not musically challenged. I can tell an A Minor from a G-String.

• Most men drink from the fountain of chooth.

• My time will cost you. The sarcasm comes free.

• I'd love to see things from your point of view, but I really can't put my head that far up my own arse.